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Erik is back from the fake Land of the Free » Blog Archive » USA-frågor

USA-frågor

Posted by: Erik  //  Category: Pacific Beach Life

Under de snart sex månaderna jag har varit i detta mäktiga land har det dykt upp en del frågor. Frågor jag inte alltid har vetat svaret på. Om ni vill kan ni försöka er på att besvara vissa av dem, annars kan ni bara läsa dem och tänka lite på finurliga eller verklighetstrogna svar. Har ni egna frågor kan ni också plita ner dom, eller bara tänka på dom tyst. Gör vad ni tycker passar bäst.

Varför spolar toaletterna så snabbt och fartfyllt här?
Varför kör folk så ryckigt och nära den framför?
Varför äter folk så mycket skitmat?
Varför är portionerna omänskligt stora?
Varför har alla för stora kläder?
Varför är de som bor i midwest, och är fattiga, republikaner?
Varför är heltäckningsmatta så poppis?
Varför finns det ingen bra deo?
Varför använder folk checkar och fax?
Varför kör de överallt?
Varför är det så kul att gå runt i ett shopping mall?
Varför sitter duschmunstyckena så lågt?
Varför är folket så ytligt trevligt?
Varför envisas dom med att exkludera skatten på de flesta produkter?
Varför är de flesta låtsaskristna?

19 Responses to “USA-frågor”

  1. Veronica Says:

    Eftersom staterna har olika skatt så läggs den på efteråt. Så då kostar ett par jeans samma i californien som i new york…ja, tills skatten läggs på.

  2. old Dane says Says:

    ERIK ALLT HÄNGER IHOP:
    Varför spolar toaletterna så snabbt och fartfyllt här?
    Därför att de skiter så mycket!
    Varför kör folk så ryckigt och nära den framför?
    Därför att de är så skitnödiga!
    Varför äter folk så mycket skitmat?
    Därför att shit in, shit out!
    Varför är portionerna omänskligt stora?
    Därför att mun&mage är så stor!
    Varför har alla för stora kläder?
    Se ovan!
    Varför finns det ingen bra deo?
    Därför att man duschar 2ggr om dagen!
    Varför kör de överallt?
    Därför att de är så kul med mall´s!
    Varför är det så kul att gå runt i ett shopping mall?
    Därför att man kört bil överallt!
    Varför sitter duschmunstyckena så lågt?
    Därför man vill ha bidé!
    Varför är folket så ytligt trevligt?
    Därför att det inte finns nått djup!
    Varför är de flesta låtsaskristna?
    Därför att man inte kan tänka själv!
    Varför är heltäckningsmatta så poppis?
    Shit, no idea!

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